Channel the cloud debate, or listen to snores

February 23rd, 2010 Posted by Dev

My pun cupboard is empty when it comes to cloud computing.  The idiom inventory is bare too.  It feels like an old debate because it is.  Cloud IT has been around for ages, it’s just grown up a bit and started happening on a proper scale.

Cloud is one area where the IT channel – so often maligned as a boisterous bunch of box-hawking reprobates – has stolen a bit of a march on the more high-falutin’ techie commentators.  They were talking about this absolutely ages ago, back when Google was just a search engine.

It boils down to the fact that channel people are sales people, and take a simple and honest view on ‘new technological paradigms’.  They’ve seen more so-called revolutions than a reincarnated Maoist, and are a fairly safe barometer of bullshit.  They know that there are three things they can sell: kit, consultancy, and cloud.  Kit gets delivered in a van, consultancy gets delivered on a bit of paper, and cloud gets delivered over a connection.

Revolution, shmevolution...

Let’s not forget that resellers and their ilk work at the coalface of the IT industry; they understand customers, they understand vendors, they understand how to make money out of it all.  Want cloud innovation?  Look no further…

Encourage the cloud debate to precipitate (geddit?) by all means, but let the channel have the final word.

Standing for promotion

February 16th, 2010 Posted by Dev

Vince Cable is taking part in what could be the longest and most public job interview in history.  It started about two years ago, with the Lib Dem finance guru in extraordinary demand in media circles for spouting his relatively non-partisan common sense about the parlous state of the banking system and public borrowing.

Vince, earlier

With the coming UK general election widely tipped to result in a hung parliament, Cable is using his public platform to position himself for a top coalition job; perhaps even Chancellor…

If that doesn’t work out then I reckon he could land a decent whack in the media.  He could even front his own show; I can see the opening credits now: ‘Cable TV’…

PR is the ultimate weapon in promoting reputation, but as Vinny shows, this is not always exclusively for the organisation who foots the bill.  Certainly the Lib Dems are getting good mileage out of their Cable (boom boom), which is just as well because the PROs who manage his press commitments and keep him front of mind among top business and politico journos will be costing a few bob.  But you can’t help wondering whether it’s Vinny who’s getting most of the benefit and none of the cost…

People buy from people, and so the media feed their readerships by reflecting that fact.  Personalities always win out, along with all their attendant frailties and virtues.

Speaking of job interviews, we’ll be starting ours soon for new PR execs once we’ve closed the application process.  People buy from people remember, and that’s true in every step of the PR process.  If in doubt – ask Vinny.

PR Doesn’t Need PR

February 11th, 2010 Posted by Dev
Over a week has passed since the launch of ‘An Inconvenient PR Truth’, the campaign fronted by a UK wire agency which claims to shine the spotlight on PR’s pollutant; irrelevance.  Or more pointedly, the fact that the typical journalist gets unnecessarily pestered by an awful lot of irrelevant and unsolicited press releases which can often outnumber the few pieces of interesting news etc that they actually find valuable.

Al Gore eat your heart out

I generally dislike the navel gazing that festers within PR circles, but watching the response to this campaign has been very interesting.  As you might expect, some journalists are at the end of their tethers after years of being spammed with press releases that don’t suit their preferences.  Others seem to accept that it comes with the territory.  The campaign itself is a good piece of PR for the wire agency.  Their service is paid for by PRs, but serves the press community, so the message here is spot on, and the response from all quarters is unequivocal and vociferous support; journalists can air grievances and war stories, while PRs can witch-hunt the ‘other agencies’ that get up to that sort of nonsense.

Have I ever sent press releases to journalists that don’t want them?  Well I dare say I probably have, but then I’ve also helped hundreds of journalists file thousands of stories over the years.  Is mindless PR spam a counterproductive waste that should be mitigated?  You’re damn right it is…

Now this is the bit where I’m supposed to bleat on about the utterly obvious importance of listening to and understanding journalists, and having media relationships to underpin the press release distribution and pitching process…  But PR doesn’t need PR.  Pick up any newspaper or magazine and you’ll find that fact staring back up at you.

A lick of paint

February 5th, 2010 Posted by Dev

If you haven’t been to the Cohesive site for a while, you might notice a few changes about the place, not only in how we’ve presented the range of services we provide, but also in terms of design and functionality.  Truth be told, we really should have gone live with this a little while ago, but the old excuse that we’ve been too busy doing ‘proper work’ is the one we are sticking to.

A marketing company marketing itself… whatever next?

Having the utmost credibility in practising what you preach is most difficult for technology businesses, because it more frequently involves the cultural adoption of new working practices rather than simply using your own kit.  Anyone can test Renault’s corporate belief that their cars are the best, simply by having a look around Renault’s own car park.  But working for an IT security vendor – for example – necessitates a much higher threshold in terms of user policy and behaviour than just having the company product installed on the network.

Credibilty always needs to be examined close-up, whether you are a technology business or not.

Dev

£499 for what exactly?

February 3rd, 2010 Posted by Charlie

I rather enjoy the Six Nations, particularly when the opportunity arises to go and experience the live atmosphere in a packed stadium.  But would I spend hundreds of pounds on wrapping my ticket up with a three-course dinner and a free programme?  Er…no.  Not even for a glimpse of Jonny Wilkinson’s thighs…

With the Football World Cup in South Africa just around the corner, 2010 promises to be a bumper year for these sorts of corporate hospitality packages, especially with individual companies often footing the bill; claiming the expense as a ‘marketing activity’ intended to warm up or even close lucrative sales opportunities.

Admittedly, if they didn’t work then people wouldn’t buy them, but what I question is the business ROI you can hope to achieve.  If you are a reseller accumulating a few thousand pounds a quarter through a vendor’s MDF or coop marketing pot, then is a jolly boys outing to the football/cricket/rugby etc really the best way of allocating it?

Every once in a while makes it a special occasion, but using your imagination a little more can make your sales and marketing potential spread a lot further.

Charlie

Washing dirty kimonos in public

January 27th, 2010 Posted by Mark

The golden rules of dinner party etiquette are to avoid talking about politics or religion.  Indeed, simply sitting there eating your food, occasionally complimenting your hosts and nodding attentively, will certainly win you more success than blurting out your dearest and more extreme dislikes and affinities.

Social media is the mother and father of all dinner parties; a seemingly never-ending social occasion with the promise of business opportunity at every turn.  Should things like politics and religion be off-limits here too?  And if the safest option is to just be a wallflower, how will anyone ever understand anything about you, your business, your value?

The success of your chosen approach rests on your powers of self-control.  Are you confident about sharing your observations and frustrations in the most appropriate manner, or are you over-confident?   Is your contribution to ‘the debate’ constructive or destructive?  Are you skilful enough with language to avoid misrepresenting yourself in the heat of the moment with comments and actions that are near-impossible to erase?  Can you overcome the temptation to say any old rubbish?

I would be the last person to advocate ‘playing it safe’ as a communications strategy, whether for an individual or an organisation.  Giving the perception of blandness does not sell.   However, apparent bigotry sells even less.   

‘Opening the kimino’ was what many IT marketers used to say to describe the corporate aspiration of being more transparent and communicative with journalists, analysts and investors, back in the age of web 1.0.  Open yours as much as you dare, but always leave a little to the imagination.

Mark

Heresy and Harakiri

January 11th, 2010 Posted by Dev

Back in 1966, John Lennon’s comment about the Beatles being ‘bigger than Jesus’ caused an almighty controversy, dividing opinion and threatening to turn many US fans against the most successful pop band ever.  As it turned out, the suicidal PR disaster was actually a PR coup in disguise, as the comment became a symbol of the anti-establishment revolution which defined the decade.

Such a comment today would be unlikely to bat many eyelids, but the heresy I’m about to suggest here would – to an IT audience – make Lennon’s look like hymn practice.  Here goes:

“I’d take everything Gartner predicts with a pinch of salt if I were you.”

Shocking I know.  I may as well collect my P45 right now.  But here’s why I said it…  Friends and colleagues who work for US-based technology vendors often (secretly) complain that Gartner does not correctly categorise or even understand its products.  This is particularly the case with ‘disruptive’ technologies which have the capability to rationalize or revolutionise established working practices.  But you know what?  Typically they have to go along with it anyway.  In fact many of these vendors have and will completely realign their entire product strategy according to what the likes of Gartner and other influential analyst firms think, even though this thinking is patently incorrect, and even though end-customers are disproving them in their tens of thousands. 

In today’s straightened times, it seems everyone goes along with this and cannot summon the temerity to question it.  The consensus is that Gartner are very good at reflecting what has happened, but are not good at anticipating or accepting whatever’s new right now.  No one ever got fired for buying Cisco or Microsoft.  Is the same true of Gartner? 
Last week’s announcement that Gartner was acquiring Burton Group bolsters the overwhelming strength of this behemoth.  They may be too big to ignore, but nothing should ever be too important to ever be wrong.

Dev

No business like snow business

January 7th, 2010 Posted by Dev

Yes it’s snowing.  It does that sometimes.  Even in the UK.  Just as well the new name for global warming is ‘climate change’ as it is freezing cold; possibly the coldest winter in the UK for 30 odd years.

Speaking of climate change, what is the knock-on environmental impact of all this snowfall?  As far as less travel, fewer car journeys, and lots of grounded planes goes; it all looks good.  Enough to outweigh the fact more people are staying at home with the thermostat cranked up, more people are reliant on their smartphones, laptops and other battery-munching portable whatnots…? 

Ever since they first emerged (and for almost a decade subsequently) most of the corporate communications positioning around VPNs, SOHO CPEs, collaboration software and home broadband availability has included a good dollop of ‘green’, mixed in – of course – with the obligatory ‘cost savings’ and ‘productivity gains’ hooks.  As such, “Airline Industry Threatened by Emergence of Videoconferencing” and other such vendor claims, frothy PR feature pitches and resultant press articles still wash around today. 

Do enough of us practice what they preach to make these claims a reality though?  I remember hearing the story of the MD of a VPN/remote access reseller well regarded for selling enterprises the vision of a truly remote workforce empowered with access to all their applications wherever they were in the world.  Were his own employees ever allowed to work from home?  No.

So, even though it’s snowing hard, why the disruption?  None here at Cohesive; we are living the dream.  This Internet thing is going to be big y’know ;-)    

Dev